AU Where Wen Qing And Nie Mingjue Were Betrothed Like Jiang Yanili And Jin Zixuan, But After Wen Rhoan

AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.

Hen: We’ve never met Maddie and Buck’s parents, but judging from Maddie and Buck I think it’s safe to assume they’re— and this has nothing against Maddie and Buck, we love Maddie and Buck— monstrously stupid sewer people.

I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys:

Life As We Know It (Wolfstar AU)

Tim Drake being a SKATER BOY

I find this so funny. Like I can definitely imagine Tim skating int battle and decking some goon in the face with his board. Also, I think it would be so funny if Bernard were to find out Tim is Robin by the way he skates just like Tim found out Dick was the first Robin because of the way he could flip. Like Bernard and Tim go on dates to the skate park and one day Robin saves Bernard and does a skate board trick that Bernard has seen Tim do multiple times and he’s just like “OMG TIM!?”

And Tim’s embarrassed that he got found out the same way that Dick got found out by him, so he just tells that family that he told Bernard.

Can I head canon my favorite characters (that aren’t already POC) as Hispanic/Latinx in peace, please?

I just want someone who comes from the same background as me.

(And to those people who are all like “You can’t head canon this character as Hispanic/Latino because they’ve done bad stuff and you’re giving into stereotypes” fuck off, please. Most of those people are freaking white and shit. Like they’re head canons for a reason. Most people who head canon racially ambiguous characters as a certain race/ethnicity is because they want a character from backgrounds like them and people shitting on that sucks.)

Idk… I’m tired, so this might sound jumbled up.

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

I headcanon that Bruce and Jason like a lot of the same foods. Jason absolutely hates it.