I full believe that Bernard pulls a Stephanie and is just in the Manor at all times and the bats have to, like, work around him because he doesn’t know they’re bats.
Like they’ll be having family dinner or a movie night and theres a breakout in Arkham so they have to go and its like “what do we do about Bernard?”
“Knock him out!”
“Kick him out?”
“Silence him—”
“DAMIAN!”
I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…
The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.
Tim: family
Tim: I have an announcement
Bruce: Aren’t you in class?
Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?
Bruce: …
Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn
Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.
Tim: alright, family,
Tim: I am now in a relationship
Tim: I have grown up
Steph: congrats dude!
Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲
Jason: lol nice Timmy
Damian: who would date you???
Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???
Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames
Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.
Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious
Dick: were you trying to hide it?
Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it
Jason: who asked who out??
Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?
Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass
Cass: 👍🏽
Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother
Tim: wat
Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases
Tim: I’m not dating Kon
Bruce: excuse me?
Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed
Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school
Dick: …
Dick: what’s his vigilante name?
Tim: civilian.
Jason: his name is civilian?
Tim: No.
Tim: he is a civilian
Duke: you’re dating a civilian????
Tim: oh, now you respond!
Duke: i been reading the chat
Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?
Bruce: It’s difficult.
Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.
Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??
Jason: lol what
Why do pretty much all Jason Todd artists ship jason x batfamily members???? 😭😭😭
I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys:
Is it wrong of me to want to see Jason in his old clothes?
I love his new clothes too, don’t get me wrong, but there’s just something about Jason Todd wearing fancy sweaters.
LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIS PANTS!
James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.
Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.
Buck, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Eddie, this is my boyfriend, Tommy.
Tommy: Hi!
Buck: Tommy, this is my best friend Eddie.
Eddie, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …
Eddie: Hi.
I just want to post stuff and shitAo3: cyndy_nerd, Discord: jaybird5011(I am a grown up) 🇲🇽🩷💛💙
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