Hes The Type Of Guy That Thinks He’s A Top

Hes the type of guy that thinks he’s a top

I have a very important question for ya'll.

Was Achilles a top or a bottom?

I have been debating with my friend on this one for awhile and need expert opinions.

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jaybirdstab

2 years ago

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

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I just upset myself.

Andrew Garfield is 38.

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jaybirdstab

2 years ago

Lance is the type of guy that knows everyone.

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jaybirdstab

2 years ago

Lance’s VA can sing. Therefore Lance can sing.

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jaybirdstab

2 years ago

I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…

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jaybirdstab

2 years ago

I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.

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jaybirdstab

2 years ago

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

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jaybirdstab

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Okay, Young Justice, but everytime Dick is in civvies he wears these: