I Know Everyone Is Like Battinson And Dick Grayson, Which Is Like Top Tier 👌 But Consider Battinson

I was watching trolls 3 and I realized Branch and his brothers all have duller colors then when they were younger. Which can’t really be said about the other pop trolls because we see baby poppy and little cooper and they’re both the same colors as babies and as adults. And for the other adult trolls, even the old ones like King Peppy, they’re all still really vibrant compared to Branch and his brothers.

… god I sound like an asshole right now, but something that always irks me is the fact that almost no one uses Lance’s canon family in fics!

Like he’s canonically the youngest of five children. He lives with his siblings, his parents, his grand parents, his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

His siblings and sister-in-law and niblings have names and stuff.

Is it just me or does anyone else love when Bruce calls Clark “Kal”?

Hot take: Remus Lupin is a cat person, but cats aren’t too fond of him because of his lycanthropy.

Bat kids age order:

Babs (she’s an honorary kid)

Dick

Cass

Jason

Steph (she’s an honorary kid too)

Tim

Duke

Damian

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

Theo (from Teen Wolf) x Jack (from Supernatural) goes hard as a ship.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what

Okay, so crack thought. I was reading a Reddit: AITA post and it was about this lady who named her baby after her ex and her husband found out and I just—

What if Remus and Tonks named Teddy ‘Sirius’ instead of Teddy and Tonks thinks it’s Remus naming their kid after his best friend and her cousin, but it’s actually Remus naming their kid after his dead ex.