Okay, So Crack Thought. I Was Reading A Reddit: AITA Post And It Was About This Lady Who Named Her Baby

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

Is it just me or is the girlification of Sirius Black getting to anyone else?

What is this Lily Potter erasure???

I believe in bottom Naruto supremacy.

After everything that man went through to get Sasuke back, he deserves to be a pillow princess.

I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.

Lance is the type of guy that knows everyone.

He’s the type of guy to invite you to a restaurant and whisper that he gets a good deal here because he knows the owner’s friend’s cousin.

I feel like he has the same effect in space after a few months of getting to know aliens and stuff. He just randomly gets good deals at the space mall and Corans like 😮 “how?” And Lance is like, “we saved their friend’s relative’s friend on that one planet a while ago.”

Alec: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Izzy: Your what?

Alec: My friends.

Simon: Is he saying "friends"?

Clary: I think he's being sarcastic.

Jace: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Alec, all of your friends are in this room.

Alec: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

Clary: That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.

Jace: Alec, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.

draw the lances you want to see in this world

and i really wanted to see lance as the soraya memes

EDWARD ELRIC IS A PANSEXUAL.

Aziraphale: I have to get back before Crowley realizes I’m not in bed.

Crowely, waking up: … angel?

Crowley: ANGEL!