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No, see, because that was my thoughts exactly!!!

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

Chocking on a peanut cluster.

Reblog with how you want the joker to die, I’ll go first: slipping on a banana peel.

Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.

Bernard: Hi!

Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.

Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …

Kon: Hi.

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

Life As We Know It (Wolfstar AU)

EDWARD ELRIC IS A PANSEXUAL.

I believe in bottom Naruto supremacy.

After everything that man went through to get Sasuke back, he deserves to be a pillow princess.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

Lance’s VA can sing. Therefore Lance can sing.

… god I sound like an asshole right now, but something that always irks me is the fact that almost no one uses Lance’s canon family in fics!

Like he’s canonically the youngest of five children. He lives with his siblings, his parents, his grand parents, his sister-in-law and his niece and nephew.

His siblings and sister-in-law and niblings have names and stuff.