AU Where Remus And Mary Steal Harry From The Dursley’s. Now Harry Is Raised By A Gay Man And A Lesbian.

Chocking on a peanut cluster.

Reblog with how you want the joker to die, I’ll go first: slipping on a banana peel.

Why do pretty much all Jason Todd artists ship jason x batfamily members???? 😭😭😭

Okay, guys, we need to have a serious conversation of Lance’s family:

- mom

- dad

- luis mcclain (oldest brother)

- marco mcclain (older brother)

- veronica mcclain (oldest sister)

- rachel mcclain (older sister)

- lance mcclain

- lisa mcclain (sister-in-law; luis’ wife)

- sylvio mcclain (nephew)

- nadia mcclain (neice)

He’s the baby out of his siblings!

I wanna read fics that have all his siblings. Rachel’s always left out for some reason.

I want all of Lance’s siblings messing with Keith and shit.

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is the perfect JILY song EVER.

(in my humble opinion)

And we all know that our beautiful uptown girl is James Fleamont Potter. Lily Evans is his downtown guy.

Jason Todd is my babygirl.

My dumbass (who fluently speaks Spanish) has been pronouncing Tia Callida’s (from Heroes of Olympus) name wrong!

I’ve been saying “Call-i-da” instead of “Ca-lli-da” with the weird soft Spanish double “L”.

It’s Callida like Fallen or Fall.

Callida is literally “fall” in Spanish. And it just flew over my head.

Tbh I would rehome the child too

james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.

lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!

james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.

*later on - james on the phone to sirius*

james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?

lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.

james: ohhhhhhhhh

sirius: *muffled cackling*

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

Snape: *being a jerk to Harry*

Harry: who do you think you are? My dad?

Remus, out of nowhere: He wishes. That would mean he managed to marry your mother.

James Potter is the type of person who desperately needs glasses but he never wears them. He has them, but they’re always hanging from his collar or stuffed in his pocket and those things are dusty as hell and smudged like no tomorrow. He’s the type of person to sit in class and squint at the board until someone (Remus, Sirius, or Peter) smacks his shoulder and goes “glasses”. And he’ll be like “oh yeah!” And pull it the nastiest glasses you’ve ever seen, give them a quick scrub down with his shirt and put them on and proceed to ace the class.

Lily has cleaned his glasses before, but James somehow always gets them back to their dusty ass condition within a day or two.