I Think It’s Kinda Funny That I Started Catweek The Same Week I Started Dogsitting For My Aunt… Makes

When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee

Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.

Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.

Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!

Vergil talking about Y/n: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for them, but what?

Dante: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...

Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless

Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.

Leander: *holding Kira* Are you still mad at me?

Kira: YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A DOG!

Dia has a soul that hangs around her named Celestine. She knows about Ardyn but won't tell anyone. Celisms

Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?

Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.

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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana

Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.

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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.

#Wakemyson

Nikolai: I have a sexual fantasy I want to play out.

Fyodor: What is it?

Nikolai: Us in the woods. You running from me. Me chasing you. The moment I catch you. I carve you up like a pumpkin.

Fyodor: How is this a sexual fantasy?

Nikolai: You’ll find out later.

Chuuya: How do we wake him up?

Dazai: True love’s kiss!

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.

Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!

Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.

Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!