Vergil: Y/n! Y/n! Grab My Hand! As Your Future Husband I Command It!

Hiii!! Can I request something from touchstarved pls?

What kind of kissers do you think each of our guys are? Which ones a HORRIBLE kisser, too much tongue, slobber slobber… which ones are absolute gods at kissing you just wanna worship the ground they walk on-

I had fun imagining this one 😎

SO, here’s my headcanon even tho I never kissed anyone myself LMAO 👩🏽‍🦯

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TOUCHSTARVED HEADCANONS🍒

Who's a good kisser?

Kuras: In my mind he never kissed anyone but he has a natural gift for it. God did grant himself the ability to kisseth to the sir ☝️🤓 (I think he’s an adept of handkissing tho) Leander: The man fucked the whole city of Eridia, of course he developed some skills, but I imagine he almost only kiss with his tongue which is disgusting and tiring in the long run… (+ he likes to kiss your feet).  With someone he loves it might be slightly different tho, he’d love kissing you on the forehead. Vere: I hate to admit it but that man is 100% a good kisser, he even has a certification and all. If I can go a little further, I imagine kisses with Vere really cold, but head spinning, like, he knows what he’s doing but there’s no emotion at all in it.  If he has a love language, I don’t think it’s this one. Mhin: They don’t. They know how to smooch, but ask them to put the tongue and all, first: they find it disgusting; second: it’s a teeth knocking typa kiss. But they’re so precious, can you even blame them??? Ais: If Kuras is a S tier kisser, Ais is a god tier kisser (I’m completely unbiased, I swear). He doesn’t kiss just anyone and he puts his heart and soul into it. You receive one of his kisses, and it has the effect of a narcotic on you. For Ais, I think kissing your cheeks and/or neck is his way of showing affection.

Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?

Um sure. *hugs*

Get out of the Haunted Mansion Fyodor!

Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.

Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US

Just came up and I wanted to share it with someone

"It's such a shame. I thought you and I were bonding." Ardyn purred into his captive's ear. "I would have killed you so long ago but I saw something special in you. Here I am keeping you alive and safe, giving you everything I can and what do you do? You throw it in my face by trying to escape." He wrapped the collar he did in his hand around the neck before pushing them to the ground. "Well then if you want to keep acting this way. Then you deserve to be treated like a misbehaved pet."

WHOMST do you think you are, anon? Coming into my house like this!?!? 

You guys are really trying to guilt trip me today! It’s working T_T

Bless you, anon~

Go for it. Your writing is amazing and I would love to read the

I kinda wanna start an X Reader Story

But then again, I don’t wanna start it then completely forget about it and not update it due to a writer’s block or just actually forgetting it. What do you guys think?

*Dead Apple*

Dazai: It’s not gonna suck itself, you know.

Chuuya: That’s it! I’m taking my chances fighting my own ability!

I could make traps for free Noctis if you want. Some kill and others just bring pain or traumatize people

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Ranpo: I’ve never told anyone this but, I love you!

Poe: All I did was share one of my pastries with you.

Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?

Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.

Atsushi: A zombie?

Dazai: Chuuya.