Prompto: We Should All Go To A Theme Park

Gladio: what are you two watching?

Noctis: a movie about a man in a fedora chasing after a group of young people making their dreams into nightmares.

Gladio: didn't know they made a movie about Ardyn.

(Source)

Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.

Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!

Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!

Atsushi: Akutagawa! I got you some chocolates! I thought you would like them.

Akutagawa: I don’t want chocolates from you! *throws them in the river*

Atsushi: I could have had them!

Akutagawa: *looking at the chocolates then back at him*

Atsushi: You did want those, didn’t you?

Akutagawa: *nods*

Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?

Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.

Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…

Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.

Nikolai: I want to fuck you.

Sigma:

Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…

Ignis: Noct. Could I trouble you for a rubber?

Noct: *looks at him with shock and disgust* what makes you think I carry condoms?

Dazai: I’m sorry. Who are you again?

Verlaine: Your future brother-in-law

Chuuya: The fuck you are!

don’t hide [phone]

Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.