Gaia (my Cat) Kidnapped Sigma Off My Bed. I Swear If His Throat Is Slit I Will Cry.

Confession time.

I may be called Iwantohugsigma but I am a huge Chuuya simp.

Mc: Why do you send letters that say “I hope this letter finds you before I do”?

Vere: I find it fun to make them paranoid

Dazai: I yearn for the urn

Kunikida: Who says you’re being cremated? I’m throwing you in the nearest dumpster when you die.

Nero: Dante I’m afraid!

Dante: just stay close to your father!

Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!

Dat booty

I appreciate everything from this mod. Prompto’s cute butt, his legs, the earrings, the general badassery.

Can’t draw worth crap. Kira has medium strawberry blonde hair. Aqua eyes . Pale skin. 4 foot 9 wears a green dress with a white blouse and brown boots.

Noctis: I will literally suplex Ravus just to take a nap right now.

Ravus: I'll knock you the **** out before you can even touch me.

Prompto: never a dull day with them around

Nero: I’m trying to find a good song for Vergil’s ringtone when he calls me so I can know it’s him.

Dante: *mutteres* “Fuck you” comes to mind

Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?

Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.

Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.

Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.

Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.

Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.

Don't try it. I make traps that kill people for a living

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.