My poor Prompto.
Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.
Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?
Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.
Leander: *locking the door* so now that we are alone how about that ki- and she’s gone.
Kira: *half way down the wall* IT’S NOT YOU IT’S ME
Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again.
- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed
- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”
- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”
- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward
*Chuuya holding injured Dazai in his arms*
Dazai: How sweet. The princess was saved by a dwarf in a stupid hat.
Chuuya: *Drops Dazai into the harbor* Oh no I dropped the princess.
Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.
Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.
Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.
Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s go on a date! I have a few places we can go!
Fyodor: Not right now I’m busy contemplating my life-
Nikolai: *ignoring him* First we can go to that one theme park. Then have a nice stroll in the park. Then finally the morgue!
Fyodor: Why the morgue?
Nikolai: You’ll find out later~
There is a spikey thing on his boot!
Awkward Ardyn
Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless
Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.