Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.
Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.
Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.
Dante: Oh vergil! I’m both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your brother by coming in anyways! *breaks the door down riding Cavaliere*
Vergil: It was unlockced you fool!
Nikolai getting turned into a bird and being a menace in the Decay. No one is safe from him he’s either pecking or ripping strands of hair out of his coworkers for his nest. Fyodor tries to put him in a cage but he escapes because he still has his ability. Later sends him to Sigma’s casino. Nikolai is now dive bombing Sigma’s employees as well as the guests. Only way Sigma can stop him is feeding him piroshki. Later on Sigma gets him a bird house styled to his liking does Nikolai behave. When Nikolai turns back he keeps the birdhouse as a gift and keeps it in his room as a memory he enjoyed.
(This was discussed in my discord chat about a pic I found online)
Sigma: Why are you like this?!
Nikolai: *Setting up corpses like a child having a tea party* Sigma. We’ve been partners for three years.
WHERE
Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.
Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.
Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
Dazai: I’m sorry. Who are you again?
Verlaine: Your future brother-in-law
Chuuya: The fuck you are!
Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.
Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!
Dazai: But you shot me.
Chuuya: You asked me to.
Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.
Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*
Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!
Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.
"I told you not to go through that door but did you listen? No. Now you're dead."
“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”
“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”
“For a second I thought you were Gladio”
“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”
“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”
“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”
(If you have any ideas post them!“