If Ravus Was A Party Member... (Banter)

If Ravus Was a Party Member... (Banter)

Ignis: “We must restock on our supply of curatives.” Ravus: “Curatives would not be a necessity of someone would cease falling in combat.” Prompto: “Hey! It’s not my fault the monsters keep chasing me!” Ravus: “Because they must be after that irresistible charm of yours.” Prompto: “And what if they are?!”

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Noctis: “Man, it’s hot… I don’t know how you aren’t cooking alive in your coat, Ravus.” Ravus: “My burning hatred for people allows me to become resistant to the heat.” Noctis: “Uh…” Ravus: “…That was supposed to be a joke.”

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Gladiolus: “Pretty useful with that blade there, Ravus.” Ravus: “More useful than you, I fear.” ——

Prompto: “Wow, the lighting here would make for a perfect photo! Let’s get a shot of all of us here!” Noctis: “Sure. I’m game.” Ravus: *disgusted noise* “I would much rather not.” Prompto: “Come on, Ray. Lighten up and smile a bit more, buddy!” Noctis: “That’d be a scary sight.” Ravus: “Then I shall make it my point to smile more. Just for you.”

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Ravus: “Raining once more? Such awful weather…” Gladiolus: “What? Afraid of a little water?” Ravus: “Water plus dirt results in mud, Amicitia. Removing stains from my attire is far from something I wish to do.” Ignis: “Just as I refuse to do as well.” Prompto: “Shoulda made black your color, buddy.”

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Ravus: “Amicitia! You are the King’s Shield! Act like it!” Gladiolus: “Kinda hard when there’s a bean-pole in my way!”

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Ravus: “A decent fight, Caelum. Well done.” Noctis: “Was that a compliment…?” Ignis: “I do believe that was.” Prompto: “Look at that! Making progress!” Ravus: “…On second thought, I take back what I said.” Noctis: “No take-backs. I’ll take what I can get from you.”

Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus

Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?

Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!

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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!

Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!

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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?

Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?

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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.

Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.

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Ravus: Where is my arm?

Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.

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iwanttohugsigma

7 months ago

I thought Sigma was making that face because he got sick from the rides. But the haunted house scenes he’s asleep on one of the props. Poor thing is sleepy.

Today's Sigma is: taking a picture with his friend!

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iwanttohugsigma

6 years ago

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iwanttohugsigma

4 months ago

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

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iwanttohugsigma

6 years ago