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I love being a greek pagan dating a norse pagan cause both of us say "oh my gods" but which ones? Fuck around and find out, bucko.

Trans fat? 😳😳😳 promise?

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

Faster

spinning you

Fucking STOP !!

I love seashells

hullo! im here to ask that you reblog this if your blog is DID friendly

YKNOW WHAT FUCK IT. I'm showing up to school in cosplay. Tomorrow its gonna be Balthazar from Sorcerers Apprentice but friday.

Guys.

Guys the thermal dri ll go get it.

- Nori, who's contemplating changing its name for the fifty-fifth time since it started transitioning. Will it be Bain? Fuck around and find out.

Plural ppl calling their systems stuff like “The ___ Collective” or “The ___ Hivemind” is an elite sense of humor that only certain people can understand and appreciate.

-Nori

Organizations/Groups I think the Payday heisters would be in.

Duke would definitely be a Kingsman agent. Im listing this first cause its what inspired the whole post. Dallas and Houston would be Statesman agents. Hoxton would be considered for Kingsman because of Aldstone, but whether or not he makes it in is up in the air.

Jacket would be buddies with the Unholy Trinity from GTA or part of the Creeps from RUINER.

This isn't like. An official group but I think Wolf and Joy would be survivors in Generation Zero.

Wick would be a Dark Brotherhood assassin when the Brotherhood was in its prime (Oblivion Era)

Jimmy is a citizen of the New Sheoth in Shivering Isles on the side of Mania.

I could see Bonnie as a crewmember aboard the Black Pearl.

More to come, feel free to add on :0

Trans girls should be allowed to kill