Plural ppl calling their systems stuff like “The ___ Collective” or “The ___ Hivemind” is an elite sense of humor that only certain people can understand and appreciate.
-Nori
To anyone who needs to hear it:
It's not your fault.
You didn't deserve it.
You will get through this.
You will recover.
No but like.
They’re all pretty stressed out, they meet once a week.
Raiden freaks out cause he has never done drugs
Nightmare blunt rotation : Connor Macleod, Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, Kratos, Vergil fron dmc, and Raiden from mgr
Back on my bullshit lmao so have some domestic stuff of this au.
Joy and Jacket often pester each other with their peculiarities.
Joy sometimes just. Shuts off Jacket's tape recorder mid-sentence.
Once Wolf finds out his peculiarity, he begins to utilize it more both in and out of the Safehouse.
If he's feeling particularly affectionate but doesn't want to be human, Hoxton will find himself pinned under a big grey wolf in search of pets.
Hoxton tests his peculiarity on people who piss him off in the Safehouse, which is how he learns to use it better.
Eventually he gets so good at it that he can go out in public without worry, because he can make himself disappear, so to speak.
Jimmy first uses his in front of the crew right after a heist with Dallas, Clover, and Duke. They had all piled into the van after a violent shootout, and the other three were freaking out because Jimmy is actively bleeding out from his stomach.
He just goes "no guys its fine watch this" and splits off himself.
It was fucking digusting. His skin because bubbling and the new clone pretty much crawled out of the dying one (think Adipose from Doctor Who)
The two clones do a little handshake and Jimmy tosses his old body out of the back of the van, effectively slowing down their assailants and freaking out his team members.
Its all the same consciousness, its just like the same player using two controllers.
Bonnie isn't allowed to play any game that has any dice, cards, or any aspect of luck. Heisters banned her from spectating when she used her peculiarity to hinder Clover in a game of Uno.
Speaking of which, Clover lives in a constant state of "i wanna see what these guys are doing cause im nosy and curious" and "fuck these two are dating I might see something icky"
Sokol will just. Sit outside in the winter. Maybe have a drink. Full on T-shirt and biker shorts, just to relax.
The heisters begin to notice a returning Magpie that lingers around the Safehouse when they aren't heisting.
Aldstone's job gets harder, as he has to start handling when people's peculiarities get out of control. (ie, when Sangres almost set the place on fire, or when Joy caused a power outage by trying to see how many electronics they could turn on at once)
People with throw things just to see Dallas catch them.
He's let several things hit him just to be petty.
Chains helps heisters practice boxing and hand-to-hand combat.
Once a week, people will watch him and Jiro spar; Jiro can predict everything but Chains wont fucking go down so its a good passtime.
Jacket talks through the rice cooker occasionally to scare people.
Sydney finds out about her peculiarity and starts to avoid other heisters. She notices that should she start to get a little rowdy or worked up, the people around her do to.
Of course, Clover notices and drags Sydney around to do things anyways, because she's not about to let one of her friends cut themselves off from the gang.
They're a family, after all.
Dallas starts requesting Bain to send the Safehouse plastic eating utensils with their monthly supplies when he notices Rust only eating things he doesn't have to use silverware with.
Jiro notices this and eventually buys Rust a set of bamboo utensils to use so they can cut back on trash.
If Houston needs to cause a distraction, he'll usually turn on some poor passerby's car/motorcycle.
He and Rust have a mutual agreement to not mess with each other's vehicles.
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children and Payday au, cause I say so.
Bain is an Ymbryne. I know they're all women, but hear me out.
Magdeline Magpie, an Ymbryne trained and set out to create a timeloop. Years and years pass, and eventually, Miss Peregrine finds a rather large magpie on her doorstep. The bird tranforms back into a more human shape, and she almost immediately recognizes the Ymbryne.
"Mag-"
"Its Bain, now, thanks."
Fuck off yes I am indulging in trans Bain I am p r o j e c t i n g
So, Bain had left and originaly intended on creating a timeloop, but eventually forgot about it. However, he begins to realize something.
Every person he finds in the Payday gang is a peculiar, and many of them dont even realize it.
Dallas? Incredible reflexes and reaction speed. He always chalked it up to survival instinct.
Wolf tends to find himself in a more canine body on certain days.
Hoxton can carefully orchestrate and manipulate what people see and how they percieve the world around them.
Chains can take more hits than any normal person should.
Joy can easily manipulate technology (similar to Angel from Borderlands 2).
Duke can turn his skin to stone. Many of his teammates don't notice, but that isn't actually a mask.
Dragan has overwhelming strength.
Sokol can withstand insane cold, and even works better in chilly environments.
Clover can see through other people's eyes. She utilizes this during heists to find out where certain guards are, and if her or her teammates are within line-of-sight.
Bonnie can gently nudge the odds of luck in her own favour. Many times this just makes a coin fall a certain way, or make her opponent throw down rock instead of scissors.
Jiro has full on clairvoyance. He can predict other people's moves to a T on a good day.
Houston finds that he can turn on any motor vehicle, even when that vehicle shouldnt ve able to turn on.
Rust oxidizes and corrodes most things he touches.
Jacket is fueled by blood and can speak through any electronic device.
Wick analyzes things much faster than the average human, and could work out a way to actually kill a man with a singular tic tac if he needed to.
Bodhi can breathe underwater, and takes on a variety of more aquatic forms to suit his needs. Need him to sneak in somewhere? Give him a drainage line that connects, he'll be in before you could say "thanks."
Sydney has the ability to sew chaos wherever she goes.
Jimmy is on crack, he's already peculiar. (Seriously though he, the whole "oh I use science to clone" thing in this au is just a cover, he can basically commit mitosis)
Scarface has the ability to "enthrall" people. Not exactly mind control but he can. "Convince". People to work with/for him.
Sangres can breathe fire. Here me out; alcohol boosts the effect. He learned this after trying to show off at a family gathering, and after a few too many sips of tequila, almost set the house on fire.
Aldstone isn't an Ymbryne but he takes the responsibilties of one. He has a generally calming aura, and can very slightly shift memories a little left from center. He's the one who told Bain about the team's peculiarities.
Vlad and Locke aren't peculiar, but both have deep connections with groups in time loops.
So basically, some big bad or problem rolls around, and Miss Peregrine needs every peculiar she can get for help. Of course, she doesnt exactly want to since a lot of them are kids. Eventually, she catches wind of a particularly interesting group of older peculiars, all banded together but existing without a time loop. She arranges for them to meet, assuming they all already know.
A lot of them are surprised, to say the least. Joy, Sangres, Duke, Jimmy, Bodhi, Clover, and Jiro already knew, but the others are quick to deny it.
I imagine Wolf has a moment of "wait that isnt a hallucination?????" when he realizes he can lowkey shapeshift.
Bain steps in, telling the other Ymbrynes to stay away from his crew, purely because he's seen first-hand what happens to peculiars up against hollows and the like, and this crew /is his family/ and he's not letting anything happen to them.
Angst possibilties? Maybe, maybe.
I've been rotating this au like a microwave in my brain for a while and I wanted to share it.
Im getting a lot of scp stimboards on my dadh and not ONE has been of SCP-420 and I cant say Im not a little disappointed
The people of Peräjärvi, however, have grown used to Waylo’s antics. From the local store owner to the town drunkard, Waylo has roots everywhere; which means whether they want it or not, the people of Peräjärvi are always, somehow, involved. These are their experiences.
As an Asian-Mexican who grew up only ever seeing Spiderman as a Hwhite Boi (tm) it makes me so happy to see the POC spiders get recognized. Peni. Miles. Miguel. Hobie. Pavitr. My little heart will explode i love them so much.
Tommy: Please dont call us alters! It makes people in this system feel invalidated! We'd really appreciate it!
Dallas: Call me an alter and I will cause physical damage to you.
- Nori
I wanna add that if it’s actually because you don’t know and that you are making the effort to learn it’s alright. It just the people who have no intention of learning and/or are saying that to hide the fact that they can’t ever think of a fat body being pretty or worthy of positive attention.
I am not sorry but if you draw plus-sized characters super skinny and say its because you don’t know how to draw larger bodies you’re a coward and a scoundrel and I want none of what you’re selling.
Local Joy main || He/It/Moth || 20! || TERFS and MAGA kys
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