Trans Fat? 😳😳😳 Promise?

Yo send me a hex code/colour pallette and a payday character and Ill draw them

GOT MY FIRST TATTOO LADS LETS GOOOOOO

My partner recently sat down and had me watch Metal Family and Im not gonna lie Glam got me wanting to listen to Twisted Sister again

Hate that my transition goals are either Larry Johnson or a very specific interpretation of Barney Calhoun. Like i cant be a twink and a bear at the same time, brain pick a body type.

-Nori

Houston came to work with us for the first time the other day. At work we listen to a very specific playlist. On this playlist is two versions of The Bad Touch by the Bloodhounds. I watched this man go from pleasantly jamming to "OH GOOD GOD" in .2 seconds.

- Nori

Deadass this is something that is honestly so helpful and important. My mom did this with me and my brother and I 100% plan on passing it on to my sister as she gets older. Please please p l e a s e do this. And if you’re a minor, please remember this. It absolutely will help and it could save your life.

-Nori

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

I dont usually do shippy posts but I just wanna talk abt these old men.

Bain and Dallas have such interesting symmetry.

Dallas, a professional criminal, an established name in both the crime world and the civvy world. Clad in suit and tie, smokes cigarettes, likely enjoys alcohol on occasion. Brave, and a leader.

Bain, the "guy in the chair", unknown to most and known to few only as Bain. T-shirt and jeans, prefers to vape, probably drank bong water just to try it. Secretive, but incredibly intelligent.

Both are in their 40's, much past choosing a different career.

Dallas is well-dressed, and likely takes utmost care of himself. His hair is a marble of dark and light, the years evident on his face and in the grey of his locks. Keeps his facial hair and nails trimmed, makes an effort to style his hair.

Bain throws on whatever he can find quickly. His hands and lips are chapped, his hair is pitch black and probably greasy. Likely dyes his hair. Only trims his facial hair when it gets too inconvenient, and chews his nails regularly. Leaves his hair down, it's easier this way.

Nathan Steele would love to have a family one day, and cares for the other heisters diligently.

Bain is lonely. He lives alone, eats alone, and sleeps alone.

Dallas wears a mask, and Bain doesn't need one.

I just think they're neat.

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

My first ever attack in my first ever artfight. I had a lot of fun doing it.

This is Wren Kahrlial Springs, a character owned by @its-spelt-hermaeus-mora

Hope you like it!