Poyo!

I rly wanted to play payday 2 but no one wanted to play w me so i played it by myself and can i just say that dallas and wolf aint shit if nobody got me i know houston got me. He saved me more times than anyone else today and honestly i would buy this guy a drink. I rly like Jimmy and Sangres and Wick and Joy and Jacket and Sydney and Jiro and Bonnie and Houston just got added to the "drinks w the bois" gc.

- Nori

No but like.

They’re all pretty stressed out, they meet once a week.

Raiden freaks out cause he has never done drugs

Nightmare blunt rotation : Connor Macleod, Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, Kratos, Vergil fron dmc, and Raiden from mgr

Artfight attack for @sp00kypumpkinz !!! I saw your oc Aero and I had to draw them because I ALSO HAVE A FRUTIGER AERO OC NAMED A3R0 WITH A FISH TANK IT WAS TOO PERFECT!!!

I love seashells

Trans fat? 😳😳😳 promise?

Joy: I’m so hungry i will eat literally anything

Hoxton: Beans?

Joy: I would rather starve

Some absolute bangers from my dnd sesh tonight:

DM, in response to Jonathan taking a puff of weed mid-session: “Are you ripping a bong in Strahd’s castle??”

DM, after Jonathan asks in-game if Strahd is British: “He gives you a confused look like ‘what the fuck are british people?’“

Dm, watching a player be weird across the table: “What are you throating over there? Is that a piece of asparagus?”

Said player: “You dont got the asparagussy.”

Jonathan, in response to ‘What can I do that you cant?’: “You can…not tank a wooden stake to the heart.”

Jonathan: “Youre a bad neighbor!”

Aenrice: “IM A FIRBOLG, IM THE TARGET OF A HATECRIME.”

Aenrice: “Dont die.”

Jonathan: “Probably not.”

Jonathan, when Strahd doesn’t believe him: “No, I can actually speak dog.”

DM, imitating Jonathan: “That vampire bussy got me actin up.”

Jonathan: “I told you we shouldn’t have done it but you were all ‘no i want some of that sweet vampire dick-“

Aenrice: “THAT WAS YOU-“

Jonathan’s Player, out of nowhere: “You could totally turn an ice cream scooper into a pipe.”

Jonathan, in reference to fucking Strahd: “You said no, he said yea, we took the highest bidder.”

Arenus, jealously: “I cant believe you would even think about doing something like that with him.”

Jonathan: “Dyou wanna fuck?”

Arenus: “No!”

Jonathan: “Then shut up.”

NPC: “Stay safe traveler!”

Jonathan: “Maybe”

Aenrice’s Player: “Aenrice looks at your four-barreled blunderbuss, then at his one barreled blunderbuss, and says ‘Yours is bigger than mine.’”

Jonathan: “Aint that the usual.”

Jonathan: “Strahd, me boy, yer a feckin fool.”

Jonathan: *Exorcises Strahd while speaking fake Italian like a Terminal Montage video*

Jonathan: “Exorcise, no treadmill.”

Dallas for 15.ai 2021

- Nori

Ayo Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate it!!

- Nori and Jacket

I know I don’t really post art on here but!

Commissions are open!

I also have these listed here on my Etsy

If you have any questions feel free to dm me!