Some absolute bangers from my dnd sesh tonight:
DM, in response to Jonathan taking a puff of weed mid-session: “Are you ripping a bong in Strahd’s castle??”
DM, after Jonathan asks in-game if Strahd is British: “He gives you a confused look like ‘what the fuck are british people?’“
Dm, watching a player be weird across the table: “What are you throating over there? Is that a piece of asparagus?”
Said player: “You dont got the asparagussy.”
Jonathan, in response to ‘What can I do that you cant?’: “You can…not tank a wooden stake to the heart.”
Jonathan: “Youre a bad neighbor!”
Aenrice: “IM A FIRBOLG, IM THE TARGET OF A HATECRIME.”
Aenrice: “Dont die.”
Jonathan: “Probably not.”
Jonathan, when Strahd doesn’t believe him: “No, I can actually speak dog.”
DM, imitating Jonathan: “That vampire bussy got me actin up.”
Jonathan: “I told you we shouldn’t have done it but you were all ‘no i want some of that sweet vampire dick-“
Aenrice: “THAT WAS YOU-“
Jonathan’s Player, out of nowhere: “You could totally turn an ice cream scooper into a pipe.”
Jonathan, in reference to fucking Strahd: “You said no, he said yea, we took the highest bidder.”
Arenus, jealously: “I cant believe you would even think about doing something like that with him.”
Jonathan: “Dyou wanna fuck?”
Arenus: “No!”
Jonathan: “Then shut up.”
NPC: “Stay safe traveler!”
Jonathan: “Maybe”
Aenrice’s Player: “Aenrice looks at your four-barreled blunderbuss, then at his one barreled blunderbuss, and says ‘Yours is bigger than mine.’”
Jonathan: “Aint that the usual.”
Jonathan: “Strahd, me boy, yer a feckin fool.”
Jonathan: *Exorcises Strahd while speaking fake Italian like a Terminal Montage video*
Jonathan: “Exorcise, no treadmill.”
Artfight attack for @its-spelt-hermaeus-mora!! I was immediatelyyyy drawn to her I don’t use super saturated colors that often so it was fun to see how far I could push it!!!
IBIS ADDED AN ANTI AI FILTER YEAAAAAAHHHH
So was anyone gonna tell me that Gerard Way is a certified He/They or was I sposed to figure that out from a tumblr post?
Not to get real on my funny TES themed payday blog but Iunno, I feel like it.
So. Ive been pretty afk for a bit, heres why.
I moved!
I proceeded to get majorly hurt at work.
Thats mostly it.
I havent really felt good enough to post here. I posted a bit on a few of my sideblogs, which I made so I didnt feel weird about posting certain stuff here (seriously though if you can please go check those out, they're less shitpost-y and i put a lot of work into them, they're listed under the cut of my pinned post)
Then i proceeded to stop posting at all! I just havent felt like the stuff ive been drafting arent as good, so I think I'm gonna start slowly and work up to posting regularly again.
Im gonna post more Payday doodle so. Yeah!
So TLDR; Im gonna start posting again I swear /lh
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
Elden Ring literally came out yesterday but Rogier is carrying on Solaire’s legacy of “Undeniably fruity in a way you wont notice if you’re straight but you will notice immediately if you’re not straight.”
I love being a greek pagan dating a norse pagan cause both of us say "oh my gods" but which ones? Fuck around and find out, bucko.
My newest handful of characters thus far.
The Dreadmore Brothers: Eldar, Mochikaeru, and Raccoon. One is a Death Knight and the other two are necromancers. Three of the most powerful people of their time.
Scizax Zanithar: An undead Acolyte in service to a powerful Lich. Fallen cleric who's trying to find himself after leaving the service of the lich.
Bloom Spore-Song: Myconid Bard. He is simply a whore.
- Nori
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