This Gives Off Strong Sheogorath Vibes Rn

Okay but hear me out. Hermaeus Mora teaching Miraak how to read. Like, for some reason, maybe he never had a reason to, Miraak never learned how to read. Eventually, he winds up in Apocrypha, and Mora has to go deal with a mortal or something, and Miraak has nothing to do. Mora comes back, expecting to find his Champion reading, cause hey, it's a whole realm of books and knowledge. But he finds a disgruntled Miraak sitting on the steps, and thats how he figures out Miraak can't read. And every few hours after Miraak's had his rest, Mora would sit down with the easiest book in Apocrypha and help Miraak learn the alphabet and different sounds and words, and eventually, Mora has to leave again, maybe congratulating the LDB on retrieving the Oghma Infinium, and comes back to Miraak reading fluently to a group of Seekers or something. And Mora has never been so proud of himself.

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

I feel like each Heister has a weird. Thing they can do. Like they all have a weird quirk.

Like I firmly believe that Sokol can drift in roller skates. I have met very few people who can actually drift in skates and not fall over.

Jacket can take things apart and put them back together with record speed. He definitely has an old samsung phone with no case purely so he can pop the battery back in when he drops it.

You know that cigarette thing from Stardust Crusaders? With the flipping and stuff? Dallas can do that.

Sydney can wrap anything. Like someone's birthday rolls around and someone bought them a funky-shaped gift. Sydney can wrap it.

Houston can drive backwards. By extension, I think he likes the Fast and Furious movies and specifically mods old cars so he can try crazy shit.

Jimmy can open any bottle, and I mean a n y bottle. Sangres can saber any bottle flawlessly and the two bond over it.

Joy can stack cups like a motherfucker. Like full on "she practices every night for four hours" level.

Feel free to add on! I might have more in the future.

Hey how the FUCK are you booping each other

I want ppl to know that I didnt headcannon Jimmy as a bdsm bottom then he split like that.

I headcannoned him as a bdsm bottom b e c a u s e he split and has vivid memories of being brutally pegged.

- Nori

I’m gonna reblog every post about that bride and her ugly ass groom that comes across my dash just to see how many

Faster

spinning you

Fucking STOP !!

My newest handful of characters thus far.

The Dreadmore Brothers: Eldar, Mochikaeru, and Raccoon. One is a Death Knight and the other two are necromancers. Three of the most powerful people of their time.

Scizax Zanithar: An undead Acolyte in service to a powerful Lich. Fallen cleric who's trying to find himself after leaving the service of the lich.

Bloom Spore-Song: Myconid Bard. He is simply a whore.

- Nori