I feel like each Heister has a weird. Thing they can do. Like they all have a weird quirk.
Like I firmly believe that Sokol can drift in roller skates. I have met very few people who can actually drift in skates and not fall over.
Jacket can take things apart and put them back together with record speed. He definitely has an old samsung phone with no case purely so he can pop the battery back in when he drops it.
You know that cigarette thing from Stardust Crusaders? With the flipping and stuff? Dallas can do that.
Sydney can wrap anything. Like someone's birthday rolls around and someone bought them a funky-shaped gift. Sydney can wrap it.
Houston can drive backwards. By extension, I think he likes the Fast and Furious movies and specifically mods old cars so he can try crazy shit.
Jimmy can open any bottle, and I mean a n y bottle. Sangres can saber any bottle flawlessly and the two bond over it.
Joy can stack cups like a motherfucker. Like full on "she practices every night for four hours" level.
Feel free to add on! I might have more in the future.
Ive never watched the owl house but im getting nothing but hollow mind stuff on my dash, are yall okay? Do you need some hot chocolate?
Hey guys, I dont wanna do this but here goes.
My power might be getting shut off soon.
I need money to pay for medical bills.
I need money to be able to register my car when I get it finally.
So please, please order a commission if you can, every little bit helps.
If you want, you can also dm here and we can go over any ideas you have.
I know I don’t really post art on here but!
I also have these listed here on my Etsy
If you have any questions feel free to dm me!
Joy: I mean this in the most sincere way possible, F in chat.
Clover, bawling: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Joy: This is the only way I know how to express genuine sympathy.
*Cutely vent posts*
Have some drawings of hte inner panic, special guest, scribbles of my hallucinations. Sorry for the scribbly-ness, I'm using a pen cos its all I have.
Little remarks (and the sun's nose and mustache) courtesy of my boyfriend, who was sitting next to me and was tryna calm me down. Love him.
First pict is sideways, sorry about that.
So clarification for the sun pict: The sun has eyes and it wont stop staring at me
- Nori
HEY GUESS WHAT, I'VE SPRAYED WHIPPED CREAM ON THIS MAN AND THEN CALLED HIM CREAM OF CAT
To Wido
- His boyfriend (The burrito man)
1. IN MY MOUTH by Black Dresses
2. Closer by Nine Inch Nails
3. Father by The Front Bottoms
4. G.O.A.T by Polyphia
Tagging @lighthouselio @des-paa-cee-toeee @mochi-bytes
i was tagged by @febronia
welcome 2 my sick twisted mind these are 4 of the songs i cant stop listening to over and over and ov
1. A Stranger I Remain (metal gear rising revengeance)
2. We Are Finally Cowboys (no more heroes)
3. Anarchy - KMFDM
4. Kiss - London After Midnight
i tag @grassthief @ptsilenthill @zombieaesthetic @redhotarsenic
“I don’t need drugs to be high”
You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm
okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j
I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD
I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL
I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”
You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it
-Nori
I really like Freemance, I really like Freehoun. I also think Alyx Half Life and Chell Portal should be girlfriends. I think Alyx and Chell and Gordon and Barney should go on double dates together. I just think they’re neat.
I also firmly believe Alyx should kiss these two guys on the cheeks. As a treat.
-Nori
Imagine some heisters visit Jiro's house.
Joy, Duke, and Sangres all kick off their shoes and neatly leave them by the door without much thought.
Whereas Houston and Dallas just.
Local Joy main || He/It/Moth || 20! || TERFS and MAGA kys
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