Im Sorry, But This

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]

But then again, time passes, like all things do…

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When you went shopping to get fruitsabers but your boyfriend doesn’t allow it because it’s „unhealthy“, „full of chemicals“ and „for children“

So now you try to make him feel guilty but he’s to busy talking to another friend of yours and also immune against everything you do

(Also, no, Loden Greatstorm is totally not spying because he lost a bet with Kantam Sy, what do you mean?)

Dumb sketch I did because the hyperfixation is coming back, lawd have mercy

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Basically it went like this

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The fact that the first use of the Force we see in all of The High Republic is Avar Kriss Force-tying her hair up into a knot before leading the Jedi into the Great Disaster to save billions of people is so—. So good. It gets to me, man.

Me when my comfort-blorpos are actually just middle aged sad losers 😔😔😔

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Me personally, I would really like if we’d get some firebrands as padawans content yk

Like just imagine them studying together and being cute :)

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Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me

Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 9

Stellan: I'm sorry, why are you two in my chambers again?

Elzar: Uhmmm, we were watching your cat while you were gone.

Stellan: …I don’t see a cat.

Avar: oh, we’re not doing a good job

Stellan:

Stellan: i also don’t have a cat so get out-

Elzar: please don’t leave-

Stellan: For the last time, I told you to call me in case of an emergency. Getting stuck behind your bed is not an emergency worth my time.

Avar: Girls are hot

Avar: Guys are hot

Avar: Why is everyone so hot?

Stellan: Global warming.

Elzar: Stellan said its my turn with the brain cell.

Avar: Square up.