The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 9
Stellan: I'm sorry, why are you two in my chambers again?
Elzar: Uhmmm, we were watching your cat while you were gone.
Stellan: …I don’t see a cat.
Avar: oh, we’re not doing a good job
Stellan:
Stellan: i also don’t have a cat so get out-
Elzar: please don’t leave-
Stellan: For the last time, I told you to call me in case of an emergency. Getting stuck behind your bed is not an emergency worth my time.
Avar: Girls are hot
Avar: Guys are hot
Avar: Why is everyone so hot?
Stellan: Global warming.
Elzar: Stellan said its my turn with the brain cell.
Avar: Square up.
:D the whole thing ->
seriously tho, the whole "it doesnt end well" dialouge feels like forshadowing, PLUS gwen telling her father "dont worry, i'll be back soon" is such a she's gonna die thing to say
anyways, i love my queen gwen
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam
So I saw a post about younglings and padawans pranking each other (and sometimes the masters) and sewing cat ears on their cloaks and
I did sketch Elzar, Avar and Stellan because I love those three (also, they lived way before Order 66 so I can spare myself from the trauma of knowing that they were cute Younglings that later got slaughtered)
It’s cute okay?
I like this font more than the rest so I’m using it as a title hooray
Anyways, more firebrands content :)
It’s a sketch this Time (reference is one of those „draw the squad as…“ things that you can find on Pinterest)
Honestly, I think this is canon and I won’t change my mind (also I know I probably did a few things wrong with the clothing but I sketched this in 17 minutes and it’s in the middle of the Night)
Anyways here you go :)))
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4
Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you
Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first
Evil guy: that's not how-
Avar: he said no.
Avar: I don’t like blasters
Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.
Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.
Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends
Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar
Stellan: Why some species eat their young
Vernestra: What is love?
Avar: an emotional minefield
Stellan: a neurochemical reaction
Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-
Blame Pinterest for giving me the idea y’all, this is a sketch made in 14 minutes and I will not justify myself or it
u r welcome
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me
Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs
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Firebrands stuff idk
They went to take a nap afterwards (Avar was very tired)
Elzar is forcing them to say one nice thing to the other one each day
He is very proud
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star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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