Bruce: How Can You Afford This On A Reporters Salary?

Zues don’t you dare harm my girl. I would threaten to kill you but I know full well she would do a better job of doing that than I ever would.

Found this on Jay's second account from back in 2021. Thought I'd just leave it here.

Countdown to the Ithaca Saga: 4 Days!!!

The name Telemachus means “fighting from afar”!

This is a certified Penelope loving blog. I love her. So much. If you don’t like her… good luck. Anyways, Penelope ❤️!

goated mechanic

Icons, truly

No better happiness than this 🧡💜

since i’ve got a few asks about renny, here’s him now lol! he’s almost six months!!

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

Buckle up children, cause I have a short story.

It just happened this week. It all started with some guy. This person placed in order for a new Bible. Nothing out of the ordinary. But when they get the package, they realize that this was not the Bible they ordered from Amazon. Oh no, it’s this.

Now once this picture is posted, everyone starts explaining what the book actually is, what Gravity Falls is and giving recommendations in overall they’re taking it really well .

Now this isn’t the funny part. Sure, getting the complete opposite of the Bible is one thing but then this happens…

 you couldn’t write better material than this. It’s been verified to be authentic story. The entire Gravity Falls Sub Reddit has gone wild over this.