Since I’ve Got A Few Asks About Renny, Here’s Him Now Lol! He’s Almost Six Months!!

fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

When I tell you I screeched in sheer panic. I felt like a Trojan whos totally unsuspicious wooden horse offering burr open to reveal an army bent on destroying you.

Mr. Jalapeno YESTERDAY: The Wisdom Saga will come out in the next few months! Most likely smetime before the end of the year, but no promises!😉

Me: Oh ok, that seems reasonable. This saga sounds REALLY packed.

Mr. Jalapeno TODAY: The Wisdom Saga is coming out in 21 days.

Me: *panics in Winionese*

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

The time is coming

Guys, it has been a wild ride, but, alas, I'm here to bring you some mixed news.

Unfortunately, we are reaching the end of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU. Part 8 is almost done and Part 9 will be anywhere between 11 and 15 chapters posted every other day.

Do not despair! I haven't lost motivation or anything. This ending was planned since the beginning (July 2024)

But! Let's not make this a sad event! Instead, I'm planning a pletora of activities that'll keep you busy while our story reach its end.

Shadowpeach takeover 2, Electric Boogaloo!

That's right! We are back baby! It's still too early to give you a specific date, but you can expect the next takeover to be anywhere between March 6th to March 15th. So you have one full month to prepare any kind of post! Remember, ANY kind of post (even just a text post with the tag)

This time the stakes are not so high, we only aim to bring the #Lego Monkie Kid tag at n°1 place on the trending page!

The reward? Just the same, 2 updates on the same day!

Road To Parenthood - Art Contest!

The AU is now counting at more than 1260 panels! But some scenes stayed with us more than others. In occasion of the ending, I'm running an art contest! Re-draw your favourite panel from the story! (can be done in any medium!) and tag it with the #Road To Parenthood tag to partecipate!

The winner will receive a signed print of the original panel!

You have time until March 8th to upload your piece! The winner will be selected from a random selection from the top 10 fanarts!

You CAN REBLOG/REPOST one of your OLD fanarts of the AU for the contest! You can also use the same piece for the takeover as a submission! Just be sure to use the right tag!

Final Party!

Finally! The very last chapter WONT be a series of images, but only a video. a VERY special video! Expect to have another premiere on my YT+ having the video posted here on Tumblr as well!

On the day of the finale (which will be on a saturday, dw), I'll be hosting a 3 hours Livestream on my TWITCH PAGE BEFORE the video comes out, in which we will go through the ENTIRE STORY together, as I give my commentary to every chapter!

Again, thank you for all the support until now, I hope you will all enjoy what's coming next as much as I envisioned in all these months!

*Everyone is playing a board game together*

June: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Lena: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Gosalyn: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Violet: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Gosalyn: *flips the board*

Sorry, but the whole “Hector is wearing Achilles’ own armor, taken from my corpse. It looks, almost, as if Achilles is chasing himself.” part just has me thinking… Who is Achilles truly hunting down on that battlefield? The man who killed Patroclus, or the man who let Patroclus walk into his demise? Who is Achilles trying to punish? Who is he truly trying to kill? Hector or himself?

Love the idea that Thranduil is still not thrilled about his son marrying a dwarf (old prejudices die hard for equally old stubborn elves) but as soon as the two land in Valinor, it is on sight for anyone who even looks at Gimli the wrong way. Like, that is his family line you're speaking about and to disrespect the dwarf is to disrespect his son and to disrespect his son is to disrespect HIM. No one's allowed to ask how it was possible for Gimli to even BE here in front of Thranduil without him being like " because he is my son's husband and the gods seem to agree that my son is a special baby boy who can do what he wants. You gonna disagree with the gods? Didn't think so, begone with your stupid fucking questions."

Royal Family Bonding Time

Poor Telemachus, exposed to bad dad humor for the first time