Zues don’t you dare harm my girl. I would threaten to kill you but I know full well she would do a better job of doing that than I ever would.
Found this on Jay's second account from back in 2021. Thought I'd just leave it here.
Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?
Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”
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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?
Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?
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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?
Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.
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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?
Duke Thomas: Am I what?
Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?
Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.
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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?
Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.
Batfam AU where Dick Grayson starts a YouTube channel during his time as Robin.
edit !: here's the fic!
It starts off as an educational channel, with Bruce and Dick making self-defense and survival tips videos. Gothamites love watching their dynamic play out, especially in the self defense videos as Robin is the one to demonstrate each move on Batman and despite the man's lack of facial expressions and quips, there's a sort of pride shining through.
Dick loves giving the people what they want however, so slowly the content starts diversifying into vlogs while they're on stake outs, challenge videos and the occasional prank.
Due to the various demands, they also start live streams for whenever they are practicing in the Cave.
It becomes a tradition for each new Robin to take over handling the channel, with other batfamily members joining in here and there.
hi yall sorry ive been MIA I've been super busy with work and my thesis year summer work <33333 im not dead i just wanted to get off most socials so i could focus on that LOL everything was submitted today though so i let myself draw for fun yesterday
anyways guess what my brain has grabbed onto
the life series winners but its that one saiki k scene
OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO TRUE (Or is it though….)
so jorge lied,
i think dick likes his wife
Mayhaps just a little tad bit
Jay: Alright guys, I'll be going to Ithaca-- Boat crewman: SONGWRITER, LOOK! AN ISLAND IN THE SKYYYYYYY Jay: no-- *Jay looks out, sees a godlike storm in the distance, a floating island, a massive cyclops on another island, etc* Jay: no no no no no--
Bro speed ran the Odyssey-