Buckle Up Children, Cause I Have A Short Story.

Me: I don’t have any obsessions

Also me:

"you didn't get rid of suguru geto's body, did you?"

every single damn time I see @wolfythewitch's stupid (said with fondness) little cat i get genuinely emotional because imagine being a character that meets such a cruel and unfair end and someone names their closest companion in honor of you what the fuck man

Please don’t pay for his music.

He’s learned well.

Tim: Stop. Stealing. My. Clothes.

Bernard: but they are just so comfy

Bernard, seeing the Robin outfit laying about: ooo 👀

Tim: Don’t you dare

Bernard: why not? Pleaaaaaase Tim

Tim: You ever read the Iliad? No, you can’t wear it.

*steve oof sound*

Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?

Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?

Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?

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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?

Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?

Duke Thomas: Am I what?

Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?

Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.

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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?

Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.

Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

low quality jjk trio i know you needed

part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20

”don’t be mad at Jorge about the stream cancelling” BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY I COULD NEVER BE ANGRY, THE ODYSSEY MUSICAL BEING AFFECTED BY A STORM? Beautiful