“Looks Like Everyone In This Area Got Their License From A Crackerjack Box”

“Looks like everyone in this area got their license from a crackerjack box”

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1 year ago

“Everyone is looking at me weird today because of my face.”

“Don’t worry, one out of three people get their wisdom teeth removed. Their time will come.”

“Ominous. I got my wisdom teeth removed, and with them, my braincells. I now only have amateur teeth.”

“Still smarter than 90% of people around you, though. If I follow your logic, they must be toothless.”

“Be the teeth in a room full of gums.”

1 year ago

“I don’t know if that’s sophisticated, or Hispanic.” — my brother, when talking about nail polish???

1 year ago

Y’all ever just straight up??? Like??? Me too sometimes fr


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5 months ago
I Listened To A Song And This Happened…

I listened to a song and this happened…


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1 year ago

“I don’t think you get to call yourself a baby boomer if you’ve never blown up a baby,” — a very serious kid in my class.

7 months ago

God I am already SO FAR BEHIND this year because of college tours, but hey, might as well give some days a shot, no matter how…. Rudimentary the sketches are 😅 So! Here come some Carstober sketches! Starting with Ghost Driver. Or, pilot, in this manner. Whilst passengers are unloading, Lyubochka pulls up beside the aircraft. She has no pilot but herself. (If ya cannot tell… I may air on the side of planes XD)

God I Am Already SO FAR BEHIND This Year Because Of College Tours, But Hey, Might As Well Give Some Days

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11 months ago

Holy flip sticks !! Epic

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1 year ago
The Head Is Done, Except For A Couple Small Touch-ups!
The Head Is Done, Except For A Couple Small Touch-ups!

The head is done, except for a couple small touch-ups!

11 months ago

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out

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1 year ago

“DON’T MAKE ME CALL UP MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOM’S MOM. She’s a lawyer political mf and she will factually, logically, and lawfully kick your ass.”

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HyacinthQuetzal

18FJust a casual Ace gal who loves Dragons, Dinosaurs, the Military, Giant Robots, and Art of All Kinds! A now-and-then blog for random thoughts I have, or for random things I hear people say! (Or what I’ve said…)

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