“I Don’t Think You Get To Call Yourself A Baby Boomer If You’ve Never Blown Up A Baby,” — A

Live drawing rendition of me parking at school

My other car is a rainbow trout

“I’m the Devil on your shoulder. Or the deviled egg on the window sill. Eat it. Think about it. If it weren’t there for you not to eat it then why would it be there?” — Someone at my art class table.

“Ur xx chromosome progenitor.” — said in a your mom competition.

“Everyone is looking at me weird today because of my face.”

“Don’t worry, one out of three people get their wisdom teeth removed. Their time will come.”

“Ominous. I got my wisdom teeth removed, and with them, my braincells. I now only have amateur teeth.”

“Still smarter than 90% of people around you, though. If I follow your logic, they must be toothless.”

“Be the teeth in a room full of gums.”

"Have you seen that bigboy with a skullface??"

“Be liquidated, idiot,”

“Yeah sure, just give me a second.”

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

“Life currently took shape of a chiuahua, apparently.”

“You know me, starting my bacon career.”