Holy Flip Sticks !! Epic

“Columbus seems like the kind of guy to break Ohio, so Columbus, Ohio.” — my friend explaining how they remember the Capitol of Ohio.

Sometimes u just gotta find that one silly goose that didn’t choose violence ya kno

“Would sell my soul to be a flying magical baby sun child I’m telling you.”

“Oh look, a fourth year boogying the stress away.”

“I forgot Bearded Man! I loved him so much!” — my friend about their art project.

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

“Just two friends kissing, what about it.”

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

Nothing prepares me for a four foot tall human being yelling STAY WOKE BROTHERS before mad dashing off.

“Trying to remember what the, uh, endoskeletons were called specifically from FNAF, but, uh, could only settle on ‘endoplasmic reticulum.’”