“Everyone Is Looking At Me Weird Today Because Of My Face.”
“Everyone is looking at me weird today because of my face.”
“Don’t worry, one out of three people get their wisdom teeth removed. Their time will come.”
“Ominous. I got my wisdom teeth removed, and with them, my braincells. I now only have amateur teeth.”
“Still smarter than 90% of people around you, though. If I follow your logic, they must be toothless.”
“Be the teeth in a room full of gums.”
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🐉🌺 Rambutan the Rain/Icewing plush :3
Just an old wof oc of mine I decided to make a plush of.
⚠️I'm open for medium dragon plush comissions!
~If you want a plush like this they start at $70usd +shipping.
~The price goes up depending on details/markings.
~It doesn't have to be wof related or an oc, but has to be a dragon/wyvern/drake.
~I can do international shipping, but there might be fees for customs or somethin like that. 🤷♂️
“Well, time to go to a breeder and get me a therapist.”
“That was the night I almost drowned in a McDonalds bathroom,” — My dad.
“I’m getting a cartilage piercing when you see me next.”
“Cartilage is so vague, my brain immediately went, ‘you’re getting a piercing in the cartilage of your knee?’ Ok?”
“No, that’s just a knee replacement.”
@gregorsmissingarmor Hehehe thankies >:))) drawing was fun even though I couldn’t stay long XD tried to fit the board theme of Star Wars but I could not draw human beings in that moment 😂 so instead went with.
Lizard ✨ y’all’s drawings are so great I was just staringggg 🙏
Magma board with your local clone simps and fellow hooligans 😌✨
@gregorsmissingarmor @mire-draws-things @hyacinthquetzal
“I don’t know if that’s sophisticated, or Hispanic.” — my brother, when talking about nail polish???
“Yeah, gimme one second, I gotta peel my sandwich real quick.”
“MY THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO GO OUI OUI BAGUETTE FUCKING KILOMETER NANI.” — bilingual friend after realizing she accidentally went trilingual.
I said “oh to be a dragon to not pay taxes and burn my enemies” and my friend said “I want to be an ant in an ant terrarium thing so my activities can be observed by the masses. I want to be a girlboss and and not a malewife ant.”
18FJust a casual Ace gal who loves Dragons, Dinosaurs, the Military, Giant Robots, and Art of All Kinds! A now-and-then blog for random thoughts I have, or for random things I hear people say! (Or what I’ve said…)
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