“Columbus Seems Like The Kind Of Guy To Break Ohio, So Columbus, Ohio.” — My Friend Explaining

“My nose is bleeding AAAAAAA.”

“You simping that hard?”

scenes from the annual navy/aerial corps reunion*

*some minor time travel required

“Oh yeah, was it that time I went: “instructions unclear turned into honse.’”

“Man, that is my goal: Be so pathetic and miserable looking I deep fry someone’s brain.”

“????? No??????”

“!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!”

“NO.”

“I got the miserable part, I’m already halfway there.”

“NO, DON’T DEEP FRY MY BRAIN??? No because I don’t see any lifeform with enough empathy in your far vicinity to have their brain deep fried so I’m assuming I’m the target. I’M TELLING JR.”

“JR WOULD WANT TO DEEP FRY YOUR BRAIN, TOO.”

“????Bet.”

“BET????”

“I’m getting a cartilage piercing when you see me next.”

“Cartilage is so vague, my brain immediately went, ‘you’re getting a piercing in the cartilage of your knee?’ Ok?”

“No, that’s just a knee replacement.”

An attack on my lovely friend, Drakanecia, with us at Furality Umbra <33

“Oh the light’s flashing, you know what that means.”

“Yeah, just leave it up to human nature to determine when to or not to drive.”

“Yeah, no, we’re doomed.”

“Aint no sound gonna pass trough those bricks older than Biden's mom.”

“Uh, no, not too much, don’t splode earth by accident, thanks.”

“Oh yeah like I almost did with France.”