“My Nose Is Bleeding AAAAAAA.”

“I don’t know if that’s sophisticated, or Hispanic.” — my brother, when talking about nail polish???

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

BEAUTIFUL!!! You must behold at once!!! @artfight look at this beauty, I say!!!

Attack on @hyacinthquetzal

“Columbus seems like the kind of guy to break Ohio, so Columbus, Ohio.” — my friend explaining how they remember the Capitol of Ohio.

“In today's episode of Hyacinth's American Highschool Of What The Frick is a Kilometer : drama and freshmens.”

“Toodaloo, cuh.”

“Oh yeah, was it that time I went: “instructions unclear turned into honse.’”

“Please don’t rhyme Jesus with Fetus,” — My APUSH teacher.

“You know me, starting my bacon career.”