“I’m Getting A Cartilage Piercing When You See Me Next.”

“One of them is currently being rizzed up by an alien.”

“Ok? Been there done that, and?”

“Columbus seems like the kind of guy to break Ohio, so Columbus, Ohio.” — my friend explaining how they remember the Capitol of Ohio.

(The Lab sink is clogged)

Student A - “There’s something in here.”

Teacher - “Well dont touch it!”

Student A - “Is it supposed to be clogged?”

Teacher - “I don’t know why yall ask me that. No?”

Student B - “You got swim goggles so I can see what’s in there?”

Teacher - “It what world would I have swim goggles!”

Student B - “Well, you carry a kid around wherever you go!”

(Pop Quiz. Not really. The teacher is pregnant.)

@l0nesome-dreams

Links to buy those official wof keychain that i recently found about !

So- my post got a lot of people wanting to buy those keychains, so here are links to all of the ones sold online that i found. Keep in mind that those are just sold by people who got them in a library, this isn’t amazon or anything, these are sold by individuals who only have one !

You also need to know that, as those only were given out in metropolitan France (from what i know, maybe non-metropolitan too), the people that are selling them all lives there, and might not be able to ship them where you live or that might be a bit more expensive for you depending on where you live.

I marked the currency in euros since its the french currency, but you can use a converter if you use another currency.

At last, those people are French and speak french, so they might not understand or speak English very well, please be nice with them :)

Links for the sundew keychain :

Vinted links :

vinted.fr

Porte clé « les royaumes de feu »

Porte clé « les royaumes de feu »

10€

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vinted.fr

Livre le royaume de feu tome 1 avec port clé

Il est en parfait état Le port clé n’ai pas vendable sans le livre Le prix est négociable

16€ (This second one is more expensive because it is also sold with the first book, but if you ask the person, maybe they will accept to just sell you the keychain!)

Leboncoin links :

https://www.leboncoin.fr/ad/collection/2600839297

(9€)

I couldn’t find any for the Clay one and the Tsunami one sadly :(

When i found out about those i instantly bought them, but it seems like i bought the only ones being sold on those websites. But keep an eye out, somebody might decide to sell theirs in the future :)

i’ll share the link if i find a new one in the future ! Take care, hope you’ll enjoy the keychain if you decide to buy one !

Thought me and the other homies hyperfixating on wind turbines would like 💅

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

“If ur gonna be on ur phone drive better while ur doin it I dunno. At least hold it out so u can see the window like a pro. It’s a joke calm down. Someone’s gonna get mad at that.” — same guy from the Stormchaser livestream

WOF FANS COME GET UR MERCH

I found where that official Sundew keychain is from !!

Do you remember that Sundew keychain i posted about a little while ago ? Well i found where it’s from !

It has been released by the french editor of WOF (Gallimar Jeunesse) around the release of the french version of the Poison Jungle. It was sent to some bookshops and given out to people buying a book of the serie !

You can find them for sale on websites like Vinted or Leboncoin by looking up "porte clé les Royaumes de feu" ("Wings of Fire keychain" in french)

But EVEN BETTER, there have been two other keychain that have been released by the french editor : one of Clay and one of Tsunami ! I found both of them for sale on Leboncoin and bought them instantly >:D

Anyway, for the people wondering where it was from, here you go ! It was an advertisement keychain made in france :D

I think it would be useful if backpacks had directionals.

“Just two friends kissing, what about it.”