“Man, That Is My Goal: Be So Pathetic And Miserable Looking I Deep Fry Someone’s Brain.”

“He’s not the boingiest doohicky in the fidget box.”

“Wow, they’re like inverted termites,” — Me, after watching an anthill casting video and finding out how far down the nests go.

Sometimes u just gotta find that one silly goose that didn’t choose violence ya kno

“The truck majored in transportation and logistics, not because of stereotypes, but because it was his passion.”

“Yeah, gimme one second, I gotta peel my sandwich real quick.”

“I just followed three mosquitos up the stairs and I don’t know how to feel.”

“I do not have many guys in my house, they’re either twinks or two days old.”

Just saw the FNAF movie, and I can already see myself talking about it to new, younger kids in the future like, yeah, that came out when I was 16, it was so long ago 😂 It’s so fascinating and cool and borderline fever-dream-ish to see it on a theatre screen when you’ve known it as games and art your whole life— especially with the visual references and the sound design. I can see this becoming nostalgic reaaally quick— and with so many people cosplaying at the theaters as well, maybe including myself? I mean, I was a bit disappointed by the lack of sudden jumpscares, as that is what the games use as their mane scare tactic. Also the random change of lore a tad? I’ll uhhhh. Vibe with it.

It was crazy to see everyone absolutely going hard XD I went low key, but I still got recognized a few times, it was pretty awesome! It was so cool to see everyone excited and coming together over a shared interest. It’s like going to a football game and finding someone wearing the same jersey as your own, I suppose! I’ve never been super hardcore in the fandom, but seeing the community in person and the excitement and creativity and the dedication— it’s something I respect. Y’all go and be awesome, guys.

Also spoilers below here for a single sentence about something I noticed —————

Micheal getting yeeted and having a short-lived toss-across-a-table throw-down match with Peepaw Willy was 100% something I did not expect, but 100% something I needed to see, regardless if I knew it or not 😂 also that design and literally every small detail. I can tell you that me and my friend were death gripping each other and they were digging their nails into my arm in excitement, my gosh XD It was a super great experience, even if I’m not one for horror. I’m glad I went!

“I’ll let u know once I am downstairs and no longer a tiny pathetic big eyed sopping wet rat sloshing water all over a hardwood floor with my tiny little rat limbs.”

Absolutely. Speechless.

Sabir, belonging to @hyacinthquetzal

really put in on doing some more dynamic angles this year