I Said “oh To Be A Dragon To Not Pay Taxes And Burn My Enemies” And My Friend Said “I Want To Be

“Let me tell you, being a machine with no limbs is a fascinating experience.”

“Oh, like the iterations of characters on this channel are just so silly but they look so smart I don’t know what you’re talking about what ain’t no way foxy slapping booty cheeks what is going on? Oh my God it is so great. I want to see this and then he goes right back to being thoughtless or horror. Oh wow just a tiny little cut. Oh no it’s the old guy that everyone thinks it’s hot. Oh my God that actor shaggy plays spring trap in the movie destroy him spring trap peasant I know it’s so good you’re paying that animation team slap oh my God, he’s manifesting. Oh my God.”

A very long rambling from someone next to me. The punctuation is accurate.

Y’all ever just straight up??? Like??? Me too sometimes fr

“I’m getting a cartilage piercing when you see me next.”

“Cartilage is so vague, my brain immediately went, ‘you’re getting a piercing in the cartilage of your knee?’ Ok?”

“No, that’s just a knee replacement.”

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out

🙏

Links to buy those official wof keychain that i recently found about !

So- my post got a lot of people wanting to buy those keychains, so here are links to all of the ones sold online that i found. Keep in mind that those are just sold by people who got them in a library, this isn’t amazon or anything, these are sold by individuals who only have one !

You also need to know that, as those only were given out in metropolitan France (from what i know, maybe non-metropolitan too), the people that are selling them all lives there, and might not be able to ship them where you live or that might be a bit more expensive for you depending on where you live.

I marked the currency in euros since its the french currency, but you can use a converter if you use another currency.

At last, those people are French and speak french, so they might not understand or speak English very well, please be nice with them :)

Links for the sundew keychain :

Vinted links :

vinted.fr

Porte clé « les royaumes de feu »

Porte clé « les royaumes de feu »

10€

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vinted.fr

Livre le royaume de feu tome 1 avec port clé

Il est en parfait état Le port clé n’ai pas vendable sans le livre Le prix est négociable

16€ (This second one is more expensive because it is also sold with the first book, but if you ask the person, maybe they will accept to just sell you the keychain!)

Leboncoin links :

https://www.leboncoin.fr/ad/collection/2600839297

(9€)

I couldn’t find any for the Clay one and the Tsunami one sadly :(

When i found out about those i instantly bought them, but it seems like i bought the only ones being sold on those websites. But keep an eye out, somebody might decide to sell theirs in the future :)

i’ll share the link if i find a new one in the future ! Take care, hope you’ll enjoy the keychain if you decide to buy one !

Holy flip sticks !! Epic

Transparent versions

Absolutely. Speechless.

Sabir, belonging to @hyacinthquetzal

really put in on doing some more dynamic angles this year

“DON’T MAKE ME CALL UP MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOM’S MOM. She’s a lawyer political mf and she will factually, logically, and lawfully kick your ass.”

Dude him is EEPIN bro. Get a nap crazy man

I've been SO friggin eepy this week, so you all get an eepy caine

maybe he's downloading an update or something, mf needs to be on sleepmode