“Let Me Tell You, Being A Machine With No Limbs Is A Fascinating Experience.”

“Yeah, I saw a whole pile of minnows yesterday— like two foot by one foot.”

*Sudden laughing*

“A pile?”

“—Or a herd or something, I dunno.”

— My grandfather and myself

“Grass-Yas pour faver? Holdo uno momentoh ain’t no espeaky el spanisho.”

"Siri, set a reminder for two days to throw sushi at a French werepigeon.”

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

God I am already SO FAR BEHIND this year because of college tours, but hey, might as well give some days a shot, no matter how…. Rudimentary the sketches are 😅 So! Here come some Carstober sketches! Starting with Ghost Driver. Or, pilot, in this manner. Whilst passengers are unloading, Lyubochka pulls up beside the aircraft. She has no pilot but herself. (If ya cannot tell… I may air on the side of planes XD)

“Please don’t rhyme Jesus with Fetus,” — My APUSH teacher.

“I was a confusing child. My gamer in Christ, I thought I was a dragon.”

“Stop SIMPING for my LIZARDS.”

Thanks for the tag @l0nesome-dreams! I don't know many people at all, but I'm more than happy to hop on!

These buddies r in no specific order, and they are who I remembered on spot! They all live and vibe rent free in my comfy apartment space that is my head. An interesting crowd!

TARS - Interstellar (2014)

Optimus Prime - Transformers Media

Master Chief - Halo

Blade Ranger - Planes: Fire and Rescue

Siddeley - Cars 2

Ghost - Call of Duty

Din Djarin - The Mandalorian

Kaiko Nekton - The Deep

Baymax - Big Hero 6

Temeraire - Temeraire/His Majesty's Dragon

@fiery-foxfire maybe give a shot! XD

List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different Fandoms, then tag 10 people!

Thanks for the tag, @mystical-salamander!

1. Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars

2. Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

3. Starscream, Transformers

4. Shadow the Hegehog, Sonic the Hedgehog

5. Castiel, Supernatural

6. Blitzø, Helluva Boss

7. Fox McCloud, Starfox

8. Shawn Spencer, Psych

Can't think of any more 😅

Tags: @seth-shitposts @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @lost-in-derry @birdsandbeetlesandmoths and anybody else who wants to do this!

“I’m converting to women.”

“Like, how, you’re already a woman.”

“Making out with them.”

“Oh.”