Just Read That Gal Gadot Got Paid $300,000 For ‘Wonder Woman’. Henry Cavill Got $14million For ’Man

Me

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

Watch this happen

Thousands of years from now when humans are extinct and dolphins are the dominant species they discover a mosquito in amber with perfectly preserved human DNA. Dolphin scientists are able to recreate humans and decide to make a giant theme park where dolphins come to see real live humans.

LOVE

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😂😂YES

Let’s be real, if Yondu was somehow still around post-gotg vol 2, Peter would be SO OBNOXIOUS. And there would be no stopping him. - “Hey! Hey Dad! Watch this, old man!!” “QUIT IT, JACKASS,YOU GONNA GET US ALL KILLED” “Ha! Classic Yondu.” - “You’re proud of me. I can tell.” “Get away from me. Are… are you hUGGin’ me? Gerroff, and quit bein’ a goddamn pussy!” “So proud.” - “More trouble than you’re worth, boy. Startin’ to regret I kept you.” “Nah, you called yourself my daddy during a near death experience. Face it, ya old bastard, you loooooooove me!” “I’ll end you.” - “One'a these days I'ma go ahead and let them eat you.” “No ya won’t.” “… *exasperated sigh* Naw, I won’t.”

Me @ 3 am: has a sudden urge to clean my room, run a mile, write a five page essay and paint a mural

Holy shit the thirteenth doctor is a woman??!!

Brilliant fanart of the 13th Doctor!

I want to have a fun outgoing bubbly personality but I also want to be dark and mysterious so...

How can I relate so much to one post

I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

I hate those people and at the same time am those people

I dislike people who are overly self-confident and have a large ego, but at the same time wish I could be like that, but am also afraid of becoming the very kind of person that I dislike.

Wait... yurios not gay?!??!

People thought Yurio was gay? Lmao

i mean yea it’s a pretty common thing lmao