I Want To Have A Fun Outgoing Bubbly Personality But I Also Want To Be Dark And Mysterious So...

Awww I love baby groot

Back story to baby carrots

When California farmer Mike Yorusek realized he was throwing away up to 400 tons of carrots a day because of their imperfections, he decided to shave down the ugly ones and sell them as snack-size nubs. They were so popular that people started developing miniature carrot strains, harvesters pulled their carrots immaturely so they would be smaller, and the industry was changed forever… and that’s where baby carrots come from. Source

Tag urself I'm chaotic good, lawful neutral, or, depending on my mood, chaotic bad

it’s almost that time of year

Awwww oh my gosh

// help I have feelings

actually all of my systems are nervous

This is why kids don't like to take pictures. They know what's going on

If pictures really do steal a part of your soul, that would explain a lot about the snapchat/instagram crowd.

I feel uncomfortable when it's not at exactly 50 so...

I feel uncomfortable when the TV volume is not divisible by 2 or 5.

the best things in life are unexpected

My work here is done

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

I don't have enough underwear sooooo...

I own way more underwear than I actually wear, so basically, I under wear my underwear.