😂😂YES
Let’s be real, if Yondu was somehow still around post-gotg vol 2, Peter would be SO OBNOXIOUS. And there would be no stopping him. - “Hey! Hey Dad! Watch this, old man!!” “QUIT IT, JACKASS,YOU GONNA GET US ALL KILLED” “Ha! Classic Yondu.” - “You’re proud of me. I can tell.” “Get away from me. Are… are you hUGGin’ me? Gerroff, and quit bein’ a goddamn pussy!” “So proud.” - “More trouble than you’re worth, boy. Startin’ to regret I kept you.” “Nah, you called yourself my daddy during a near death experience. Face it, ya old bastard, you loooooooove me!” “I’ll end you.” - “One'a these days I'ma go ahead and let them eat you.” “No ya won’t.” “… *exasperated sigh* Naw, I won’t.”
Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I'm upset that there are no blue skittles
UFOs
I am your mother, dear. Who better to crush your shriveled heart?
Rowena, bad ass revenge bitch (via reallytenaciousphantom)
-Maybe soulless Mary
Why don’t Jedis turn off their opponents lightsaber by force pressing the button?
If you ever think your gift for someone is bad just remember once for Mother's Day my sister gave my mom the wallet that I gave her for Christmas that is about three inches wide which I got from girlscouts six years ago and had my name on the front in big blue sharpie
Just imagine on Easter little dean buying crappy plastic eggs and jell beans from the dollar store and hiding them for Sammy on Easter
I’m Mary Poppins y'all!
Yondu, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (via dragonfly1302)
😂😂lmao I love yondu
I hate those people and at the same time am those people
I dislike people who are overly self-confident and have a large ego, but at the same time wish I could be like that, but am also afraid of becoming the very kind of person that I dislike.