Me @ 3 Am: Has A Sudden Urge To Clean My Room, Run A Mile, Write A Five Page Essay And Paint A Mural

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left

if this ain’t me

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

same

CASSSSSSIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNIIIIIIIII

Friday, Cassini will dive into Saturn’s atmosphere and put an end to its nearly 20 year mission. Over those years we learned an incredible amount of information about Saturn, its rings, and its many moons. During the grand finale, Cassini will continue to send back information about Saturns atmosphere before burning up like a shooting star.

What even are birthdays??

Like?? Congrats on surviving another journey around the sun??

Meet Pharaoh💕💕

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Do you prefer your eggs boiled, scrambled, fried, poached or thrown at you at 100mph

preferably thrown at my head at 100mph, killing me instantly, but i do also love a poached egg

My specialties include sleeping and stealing food from buffets

Back story to baby carrots

When California farmer Mike Yorusek realized he was throwing away up to 400 tons of carrots a day because of their imperfections, he decided to shave down the ugly ones and sell them as snack-size nubs. They were so popular that people started developing miniature carrot strains, harvesters pulled their carrots immaturely so they would be smaller, and the industry was changed forever… and that’s where baby carrots come from. Source

Like I know that there are like the tropical turquoise ones and stuff I'm just disappointed and sad that they're not in the original that's all

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I’m upset that there are no blue skittles