Also I Bought A New Swimsuit Today And Tbh I Think It Looks Cute Af And That Makes Me Really Happy.

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

Adfhkkgxbbaaa this is literally the cutest thing I think my heart just exploded

What’s the worst song you can think of? Not just “This is a bad song”, I’m talking an absolute cacophony. An affront to music itself. Hot melodical garbage. Someone hands you the aux cord and you get physically kicked out of the moving car.

I need more of that in my life.

Examples: Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica David Soldier - The Most Unwanted Song Horologium - Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix

“WHO’S GOT A TAMPON? I JUST GOT MY PERIOD, I will announce loudly to nobody in particular in a women’s bathroom in a San Francisco restaurant, or to a co-ed dressing room of a music festival in Prague, or to the unsuspecting gatherers in a kitchen at a party in Sydney, Munich, or Cincinnati. Invariably, across the world, I have seen and heard the rustling of female hands through backpacks and purses, until the triumphant moment when a stranger fishes one out with a kind smile. No money is ever exchanged. The unspoken universal understanding is: Today, it is my turn to take the tampon. Tomorrow, it shall be yours. There is a constant, karmic tampon circle. It also exists, I’ve found, with Kleenex, cigarettes, and ballpoint pens.”

— Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help  (via thulelohe)

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

What do they put in ketchup that makes it so water-y??

okay so how exactly does one go about actually getting an answer from science side of tumblr cuz one of my professors wants me to write a paper on whether or not science is a ghost story and I’m not sure where to start