Dear Whoever Is Reading This: I Wish You A Life Full Of Warmth And Happiness And Love. I Hope You’re

What’s the worst song you can think of? Not just “This is a bad song”, I’m talking an absolute cacophony. An affront to music itself. Hot melodical garbage. Someone hands you the aux cord and you get physically kicked out of the moving car.

I need more of that in my life.

Examples: Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica David Soldier - The Most Unwanted Song Horologium - Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix

gentle reminder

You don’t have to wait for a new month, week, or day to start over or to begin healing. Hit reset now. Take a shower. Go for a walk. Clear your mind. Then return to your life. Don’t wait for the passage of time to be kind to you. Be kind to yourself

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

Boyfriends.... or whatever

So I'm dating this guy but he refuses to call me his girlfriend. How am I supposed to feel about that? Like how tf do you expect me not to be mad & upset, we've been dating for a month now and you still "don't want to label things"?? Is there something wrong with me? Are you just waiting for something better? You're messing with my head and that's not fucking okay to do to somebody.

Give Her attention

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

its saturday, its now legal to commit some crimes

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof