What do they put in ketchup that makes it so water-y??
Breakfast Across the Globe
If you want to live a life you’ve never lived, you have to do things you’ve never done.
Jen Sincero
dogs with jobs
Pink
I'm gonna need to remember this prompt for when I'm having a bad day
When you're 45 minutes late to your two hour class...
Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
the guy in the audience SNAPPED