when I said Voltron ruined my life I fucking meant it
Lance: where do you want to be in five years, Keith?
Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed
Lance: what was that?
Keith: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD
Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*
Keith: *gay gasp*
three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.
Pidge: you want some muffins?
Matt: what kind?
Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.
Matt: bananas can nut?
Pidge:
Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.
I LIED I WAS NOT READY I WAS SO NOT READY
VOLTRON S4 IS OUT AND I AM SO READY
Honestly guys, request anything. Headcanons, doodles, shit about me... I'm so bored please
Korrasami walked
Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty
Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm
the little baby + tumblr