Three Older Motorcyclists Pulled Up Behind My Car When I Was At A Stoplight And They Were Just. Investigating.

Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty

Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm

So I was just looking at this new poster for Voltron that's been flying around Tumblr and I saw this and.... *deep breath* ARE YOU TELLIN ME THAT TWO OF MY FAVE GIRLS ALLURA AND SHAY ARE HANGIN OUT TOGETHER? SMILING? HAVING FUN?! WEARING FLOWER CROWNS?!!?!??? CAUSE I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT SHIT MMHHHMM HELLS YEAH GIVE ME ALL OF IT PLEASE JUST DROWN ME IN IT OK this just makes me very, very happy, ok?

Okay but Keith and Hunk being bros? Hunk knowing that Keith is upset or smth without him needing to say anything. Keith: *grunts* Hunk: Lance again huh? Keith: *groans* Hunk: that bad? Keith: Hunk: don't worry I got ya. Let me make you some food.

This makes so much sense??!!? I mean, Hunk’s obviously the team mom and has to take care of his angsty lil friends.He’s like a therapist- talks with them about their problems, makes them comfort food, and never tells the other paladins about it. He’s 100% confidential, completely respects each of their privacy.

Hunk really tries to understand Keith- an orphan, a dropout, a reject. He can see how lonely he is, and tries so hard to make him feel comfortable and cared for.He’s always there to give Keith a high five after a successful mission, or a hug after a failed one. He makes him cinnamon snickerdoodles - Keith’s favorite cookie - and forces him to eat them. He braids Keith’s hair, (with pink ribbons, obviously), listens to his rants, and is basically his confidant, cuddle buddy and bro.

I made bingo for my Voltron S4 predictions... let's see how this goes.

So it seems we have the same exact ukulele

Eeeeyyy my bro come join me in my quest to ruin some eardrums

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Absolutely buck-wild things from TAZ I've become desensitized to

-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco

-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans

-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason

-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys

-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon

-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John

-Merle regularly seducing plants

-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom

-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD

-vore

I love you and I think you are a wonderful person

Oh my god this is so incredibly sweet ❤️❤️Thank you so, so much you amazing human being. I really needed this right now. ☺️

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.

So... hear me out.

I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something...  What if Lance could shapeshift?  Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-

Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks.  Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races  And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl.  Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him. 

idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!