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shiro: so keith, what does your ideal bf look like?

keith, imagining lances pretty tan skin, cinnamon colored freckles, soft, wind tousled hair, and infectious smile: mothman

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

The Father

The Son

& The Holy Spirit

Paladin style

Pidge is such a wild card when it comes to... pretty much everything, really. Some days she’ll be rocking flannels and snapbacks like the hardcore lesbian bby she is. But then the next thing you know it’s a spinny green dress and heels. You never know what to expect, but she completely owns everything she wears.

Shiro, on the other hand, always seems to be wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Once in a blue moon you’ll get a button down or a black varsity jacket/sweater but he’ll only ever change up his style if Allura forces him.

Keith is a beanies and flannels and bomber jackets kind of guy because he’s suCH A HIPSTER UGH. But he’s also such emo trash i mean can we get some skinny jeans and MCR tees?  he’s still not over them breaking up

Hunk doesn’t really have a style, it’s more like whatever feels the best that day is what he’ll wear. He loves big cozy sweaters and tank tops and hoodies, hoodies galore. He likes puffy vests, cargo shorts and he refuses to go anywhere without his hairband/wrap/tie thing. Only Lance has ever seen him without it.

Lance is slightly obsessed with snapbacks and routinely steals them from Pidge, to her everlasting annoyance. He typically wears shorts or jeans and one of those sleeveless muscle tees, but you bet your sweet ass if you give this boy some booty shorts he will pop and lock it like nobody’s buisness.  also croptops

goodbye sleep

Shiro returns in S3 but this time his hair is entirely white #spacegrandpa

Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty

Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm

run in here and come get yall juice

This is a good evolution 

HOLY SON OF A CHICKEN NUGGET MY DAY (life) HAS BEEN MADE!!!!! Thank you, friend, for making me cry/laugh until I sounded like a dying walrus. 😘❤️

Heyyyy! First of all I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO MUCH ITS PERFECT!! Second of all, could you ship me please? I'm 5' 7", female, Pansexual and a sassy lil fucker. I have shoulder length brown hair and big thighs and if you diss me about my body I'll suffocate you. I'm weak but I'll fight you anyway. I'm extremely chatty and extroverted, but I have severe depression and social anxiety that I try hiding with sexual humor and bad puns. I'm vegetarian, I love cats and I'm kinda the mom friend. Just a bit.

I ship you with 2p Germany! Okay hear me out on this, so at first I instantly thought to ship you with 2p America, BUT I feel like Lutz would need a mom type of girl around him you know, but also a little sass would be attractive to him. He is a dork for bad puns and has your type of humor. The first time thing that will come out of his mouth if you met him would be a sexual joke. He will not hesitate to make a sex joke or compliment you on your bod. Thick thighs, pretty eyes!!!! Even though he doesn’t mind shy type of girls it will make it easier for him to connect with you that you’re an introvert. Also when it comes to anxiety and depression he is pretty good at knowing how to handle situations like that considering I imagine Gilen being like that, so he would treat you like the most precious thing in the world. Lastly, even though he prefers dogs he has a soft spot for animals in general so he would still like the idea of having a cat.

Other options: 2p America or 2p Romano

Mun: You. Sound. Like. A. Beautiful. Human. Being. Holy crap. How do I attract nice and cute people like this on my garbage of a blog lol? <3