It's honestly a little embarrassing when someone wakes me up in the middle of a vivid dream and for the first few minutes of wakefulness I'm still in character
Tigger and Pooh mugged me in an alleyway, then Tigger set my hair on fire and said, “Them’s the brakes, pal” before both of them flew away on a hot pink motorcycle that spewed green smoke.
I love having to explain the concept of up and down to a grown ass adult 🙄
when you're struggling to breathe underwater. gill issue?
when you’re yelling because you think i can’t hear you. shrill issue?
"Ugh, why are you so apathetic about your future?" What future?
Arthur and Ford
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Hey, I think I'll search up the hashtag of a band I like! What could possibly go wrong?
*ship art of real people jumpscare*
Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!
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