Tigger And Pooh Mugged Me In An Alleyway, Then Tigger Set My Hair On Fire And Said, “Them’s The Brakes,

Tigger and Pooh mugged me in an alleyway, then Tigger set my hair on fire and said, “Them’s the brakes, pal” before both of them flew away on a hot pink motorcycle that spewed green smoke.

More Posts from Friday-is-unfunny and Others

1 year ago

The Doctor only experiences gender against their will. The Master is simultaneously a girlboss and a manwhore. Hope this helps

4 months ago

🥔

Reblog this to give Rincewind a potato

1 year ago
ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

6 months ago

Lowkey want an animated h2g2 series...

I think that if a new adaptation of h2g2 had appeared, the fandom could have been a little more active than it is now.

Also I personally think the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy would fit into cartoon style🤔🤔


Tags
1 year ago

1: I'm neither a cis man or a trans woman (or whatever the fuck you say). I'm non binary, which is a subset of transgender.

2: Even if I was, most of them are chill.

3: Most people like porn. It's only a problem when it's an addiction, which most people don't have, regardless of gender.

4: I guess you're not gonna take anything from this and keep believing some fear mongering lie.

Also

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette

1 year ago

If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.

Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.

On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.

Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?

Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.

  • viisaudenhammaskeiju
    viisaudenhammaskeiju liked this · 5 months ago
  • kitty-chan-07
    kitty-chan-07 liked this · 5 months ago
  • strawberrisyrup
    strawberrisyrup liked this · 5 months ago
  • presaly
    presaly liked this · 6 months ago
  • paint-splotch
    paint-splotch liked this · 8 months ago
  • everlastingcynda
    everlastingcynda liked this · 9 months ago
  • sweetgardener
    sweetgardener liked this · 9 months ago
  • ccspostagebox
    ccspostagebox liked this · 10 months ago
  • activelyseekingserotonin
    activelyseekingserotonin liked this · 1 year ago
  • hyperfixation-station-2442
    hyperfixation-station-2442 liked this · 1 year ago
  • iamthecutestofborg
    iamthecutestofborg liked this · 1 year ago
  • nine-leafclover
    nine-leafclover liked this · 1 year ago
  • balloonsandguacamole
    balloonsandguacamole liked this · 1 year ago
  • thepixelatedcactus
    thepixelatedcactus liked this · 1 year ago
  • skellnonsense
    skellnonsense reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • shellshockedone
    shellshockedone liked this · 1 year ago
  • admiralsergeantdan
    admiralsergeantdan liked this · 1 year ago
  • friendly-but-awkward-blog
    friendly-but-awkward-blog liked this · 1 year ago
  • magpiesandgremlins
    magpiesandgremlins liked this · 1 year ago
  • gildedthewalrus
    gildedthewalrus liked this · 1 year ago
  • leisfrog
    leisfrog liked this · 1 year ago
  • arishaw3434
    arishaw3434 liked this · 1 year ago
  • beommiegyu
    beommiegyu liked this · 1 year ago
  • thatonetiredbastard
    thatonetiredbastard liked this · 1 year ago
  • ncishi
    ncishi liked this · 1 year ago
  • somefuckingcreature
    somefuckingcreature liked this · 1 year ago
  • telapatoes
    telapatoes liked this · 1 year ago
  • drownedghostie
    drownedghostie liked this · 1 year ago
  • typophobia-hijinks
    typophobia-hijinks liked this · 1 year ago
  • almostburntmarshmallow
    almostburntmarshmallow liked this · 1 year ago
  • idkwhattoputhere3000
    idkwhattoputhere3000 liked this · 1 year ago
  • now-i-know-that-sounds-bad
    now-i-know-that-sounds-bad liked this · 1 year ago
  • neiled-it
    neiled-it liked this · 1 year ago
  • delta-13
    delta-13 reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • agnesxviii
    agnesxviii liked this · 1 year ago
  • ilinarose
    ilinarose liked this · 1 year ago
  • emberflame999
    emberflame999 liked this · 1 year ago
  • crimsomcrystal
    crimsomcrystal liked this · 1 year ago
  • localcryptid3
    localcryptid3 liked this · 1 year ago
  • solid-no-on-that-one
    solid-no-on-that-one reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • solid-no-on-that-one
    solid-no-on-that-one liked this · 1 year ago
  • lr8f5x93qd
    lr8f5x93qd liked this · 1 year ago
  • a-rand0m-bl0g
    a-rand0m-bl0g liked this · 1 year ago
  • gaywarcrimesenjoyer
    gaywarcrimesenjoyer liked this · 1 year ago
  • epoxieonduo
    epoxieonduo liked this · 1 year ago
  • miss-ellieswife
    miss-ellieswife liked this · 1 year ago
  • ash-pile
    ash-pile liked this · 1 year ago
friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any pronouns)
N. D. Plume (any pronouns)

Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!

326 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags