Idk Wether To Sleep Now Or Later

We should bring back the geot- giot- ... the thing used to chop off peoples heads

I will go to a gluten free place for you

I will find options of how we can do things together

And not have to worry about things like limits

If i have to go to dreamteam prom during my online class, I WILL go to dreamteam prom during my class

I'm going to drop kick the next rascist I see

Having anxiety is just like:

Me: "oh hey a youtuber I follow went to huston"

My Potential comment: oh hey, I was just in huston haha"

Anxiety: don't post that

Me: y?

Anixety: someone will hate u for it.

Me:.....

Me: u right *deletes*

HaVe U been ever stabbed by ur own bread

Oh to be a dead wasp on the sidewalk in the summer heat

Who needs the construct of time when u got ANIME

I like how I toldy dad an agender joke "agender is spelled with a gender, the complete opposite" but I said it poorly at 1st and he corrected me saying, "agender means not having gender"

its 2008. ive logged onto facebook. someone has posted a “which spongebob character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

its 2020. ive logged onto tumblr. someone has posted a “which gay character are you quiz”. i get squidward.